I recently had the pleasure of reading Six-Word Memoirs on Love and Heartbreak which had an excellent submission by the most excellent blogger Miss Erin, so...just for fun I'm going to write some of my own six word stories.
Now, do understand I'm not even going to pretend to be as good as the people in this book. But someone once said write what you know, so that's what I'm doing.
Starfleet captain and Jedi knight...Trouble?
Love: Reconciliation between Aggie and Longhorn.
Anyone else got any original six-word stories?
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Six Words
Friday, March 20, 2009
LOST: LaFleur
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
An EJC Announcement
We have a few new films up at my youtube page.
Outwitted is based on this poem that I've posted before.
Eye of the Beholder grew out of the Tell-Tale Heart but went in a new direction with the remake.
And The Fireman Song is a Fahrenheit 451 parody of the Lumberjack Song.
Enjoy!
Contributed by Lady Brainsample when the bell tolls at... 9:30 AM 4 musings
Subset: EJC Productions
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
LOST: The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham
Ugh, I've been feeling out of my element for writing about Lost these days, but I will attempt to coherently write about my thoughts towards the Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham. Seems to me it shoulda been called the Life and Death and Life of Jeremy Bentham. (*those who know what I'm talking about chuckle amusedly*)
This was kind of a depressing episode because we knew where we were headed, we just didn't know how we were headed there. Kind of like Revenge of the Sith. We all knew that Anakin was going to become Darth Vader, but we didn't know how. But, it was stil enjoyable because it answered some of the questions we had about Locke's time off the Island.
Friday, March 13, 2009
I LOVE This Painting
Unfortunately, this picture of it cuts off the cat a little...
Man with a Cat, by Cecilia Beaux
(Lost fans: does he not look like Christian Shephard if you take away the moustache?)
Monday, March 9, 2009
LOST: 316
UGH!! I am SO far behind in my writing about Lost....Entyhoo, on with the show. I am again going to take it point by point in sort of a stream of consciousness style because I feel a bit too frazzled to try to make a paragraph out of everything.
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
The Look
Stephon kissed me in the spring,
Robin in the fall,
But Colin only looked at me
And never kissed at all.
Stephon's kiss was lost in jest,
Robin's lost in play,
But the kiss in Colin's eyes
Haunts me night and day.
-Sara Teasdale
Contributed by Lady Brainsample when the bell tolls at... 10:35 AM 6 musings
Subset: angsty stuff, poetry
Friday, February 20, 2009
Assorted Thoughts about LotR
The further I delve into J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings, the more I fall in love with it. The books are central to the obsession, of course, but around the books is also the extended universe of the movies, the musical, and things like that. And it's always so heartening and encouraging when they do the adaptions well.
Take the song Now and For Always from the musical based on the book:
Great song right? Well, it's even greater to a hard-core fan when he examines the correlation between the lyrics and the original book.


Contributed by Lady Brainsample when the bell tolls at... 7:19 PM 18 musings
Subset: books, geekdom, LotR, movies, musical theater, rantyish posts, stuff Lady Brainsample obsesses over, theater
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Outwitted
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
LOST: This Place is Death
Just for fun, my initial thoughts are in random bits. As always, spoilers appear from the get-go, so be forewarned. After this picture, you have no excuse to read unless you have seen the episode. Unless you just want to see spoilers...but I can't understand why you would.
-NO NO NO!!!!!! Why did they kill Charlotte???? Now Daniel is sad! But....he traveled in time to tell her not to go to the Island again? I thought he knew that he couldn't change anything...Hmm....maybe he's going to experience a crisis of some kind and become irrational. They did confirm that her parents were part of Dharma. So...why did her mom leave. That is the question. Also, who is her father? That's another question. Maybe her mom caught wind of the Purge...that would be a good reason for leaving.
-MWAH HA HA!!!!! Mrs. Hawking IS Dan's mum. And she is deeply enscanced in the mythology of the Island.
-So THAT'S how Montand lost his arm...Oy vey.
-Yikes! Smokey is guarding the Temple...which is apparently some sort of Sanctuary for the Others. So except in the case of Ben summoning Ol' Smokey, maybe most of those encounters with him have been in the vicinity of the Temple.
-Christian(speaking for Jacob) tells Locke that LOCKE has to move the Island?? Again?!?! Good grief, I did not see that coming. So we know the Island (or at least the people on the Island. But only certain people) has been moving in time....does that mean it's been moving in space each time as well? Or only certain times?
-And thank goodness we learned about Danielle in some way! They kept their promise. So there was a disease... It seems to me that she was the only one not affected because she was the only one who didn't descend into Smokey's summer home.
-Good for Ben with his rant! They need to quit ragging on him all the time.
Now for a serious paragraph...
Charlotte said that once she left the Island, she asked her mom about it, but her mom denied its existence. She even went so far as to say that Charlotte had made it up. It occurred to me watching the episode the second time that this parallels Lucy and Edmund in the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Charlotte Staples Lewis is also named after its author, Clive Staples Lewis. Both Charlotte and her mom had been to the Island, but left. Likewise, both Lucy and Edmund had been to Narnia. But, once they were back in the "real world" Edmund denied the existence of Narnia just as Charlotte's mom denied the existence of the Island.
As always, it's been fun. I shall return later to discuss my adventures in the land of Hill Country.
Adventures Somewhere in Centralish Texas
Over the course of the weekend I have:
Contributed by Lady Brainsample when the bell tolls at... 9:15 AM 6 musings
Subset: 101 in 1001, completed goals, family, pics, Texas
Saturday, February 7, 2009
A Tag...
One of those tags (abridged), because I can't think of anything else to post.
A-
Age: old enough for a driver's license
Animals: cats, racoons, horses
B-
Birthday: Pearl Harbor Day
Best feeling in the world: feeling God's presence
Been on stage? many many times
Books: I'm currently reading 1984, Myst, Thief of Time, and currently re-reading the Book Thief and the Two Towers.
C-
Candy: Symphony milk chocolate
Color: purple, black, and silver
Chocolate/Vanilla: it depends....
Chinese/Mexican: Mexican.
Continent/Country to visit: Europe and New Zealand
D-
Day or Night? night-
Dance in the rain? I'm singin', and dancin' in the rain!
E-
Eyes: steel blue
Ever failed a class? nope
F-
Full name: Lady Natasha E. Brainsample of the Planet Skyron
Food: steak and potato soup
G-
Goal: finish all the books on my unread shelf
Get along with your parents? yes.
H-
Hair Color: dyed black, light brown/blondish roots coming out
Height: 5' 8" ish
How do you want to die: with my boots on
I-
Ice Cream: plain vanilla
Instrument: I don't play anything, but I love listening to the piano.
J-
Job: I want to get one once I get my driver's license
K-
Keep a journal? Yes and no....I can't ever keep up with it.
L-
Longest Car Ride: either to Salt Lake City, or from New York
Letter: X. I agree with Miss Dawn, X is a great letter, but I also love the letter E.
Laughed so hard you cried: Well, these days our whole family is laughing until we cough.
M-
Movie: Too many to list on a tag.
McDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Chik-fil-a.
N-
Number of Siblings: 3
Number of Piercing: two in each ear.
Numbers: 5, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
O-
One wish: hmm......
P-
Pepsi/Coke: I drink hot tea....
Q-
Quail: I've seen quail around here.
R-
Roll your tongue in a circle? Yes, precious.
S-
Song: currently....Eilleen's Song, East to West, Twentieth Century, stuff from Les Mis, Lion King, LotR, Englishman in New York, Wonderwall, lots of swill like that....
Sing well? sing often? well enough. I'd like to be better, hence using voice lessons as an instigation to get driver's ed done. And yes, when I'm not sick...
In the shower? yes...
T-
Time for bed: whenever I can't keep my eyes open enough to read anymore.
U-
Unpredictable: I....don't really know. That probably means I'm pretty predictable.
V-
Vacation spot: someday: New Zealand, Germany again, British Isles.
W-
Who makes you laugh the most: my family.
X-
X-rays: not since I was being fitted for a retainer.
Ex's: *hums, All my ex's live in Texas....* But seriously, I have none.
Y-
Year it is now: 2009
Z-
Zoo animal: seals
LAST PERSON WHO:-
You went to the mall with? Mommy
You talked to on the phone? Sam
Made you laugh? Mom
Hugged you? Mimi
Said they loved you?: my grandparents
Spoke with? Dad
Last person you texted? James
I tag: any volunteers.
Contributed by Lady Brainsample when the bell tolls at... 7:36 PM 4 musings
Subset: questionaire type swill
Friday, February 6, 2009
LOST: Jughead, and The Little Prince
So THAT'S why the episode was called Jughead...the army people had enough of a sense of humor to name their hydrogen bomb. Apparently it's still buried somewhere on the island. I wonder if it has to do with the thick concrete under the Swan Station because Sayid mentioned he hadn't seen concrete anywhere that thick since Chernobyl.
Speaking of Widmore...He was an Other??? Er, Hostile. I did not see that coming at all. And he's also alot older than I would have thought. So somehow he's going to get off the Island and become a multi-billionaire. Perhaps he exploited the Island in some way to get all that money??
Desmond and Penny are happily married now...with a son called Charlie! Damon and Carlton confirmed on the Lost Official Podcast that he was, in fact, named after Charlie Pace, and not Charles Widmore.
Time travel...I guess it's possible to run into yourself on the Island if you travel to the right time. Locke certainly wanted to avoid it though. Sawyer saw Kate helping Claire give birth to Aaron in months past, which, as Dad noted is a pretty far foreshadow: Claire is now gone, and Kate has Aaron off-Island.
Another season shocker: Jin is alive!!!! Yay!!!!! Maybe he'll be an instigation for Sun to quit being so weird and to get off the side of Charles Widmore.
And.....this has been a pretty rambly post, so I'll leave y'all for now. All I can say to close is that things are probably going to get even more dire, because next week's episode is entitled This Place is Death. I guess the zombie season is coming earlier than Damon and Carlton claimed.
Monday, January 26, 2009
LOST: Because You Left, and The Lie
So.... I had planned to write a lengthy, ranty post about politics and the Obama administration the other night, but while I was writing, I got depressed about the whole bloody affair, so I quit. To see what disturbs me, you can visit the links to these two articles.
1. Guantanamo Shut Down; Relased Detainee Back to Confirmed Terrorist Activities
2. Our Taxes Will Now Support Abortions Performed World-Wide
But....on to happier matters.
It's late, I know, but....
Time to talk about LOST!!!!!! Warning, as usual, I give away LOTS and LOTS of spoilers.
First of all, theories:
*Daniel, when he was working on the Orchid station, wasn't supposed to be there. He was traveling in time.
*Pierre Chang's baby is MILES. (second place for my favorite theory)
*The baby (whoever it may be) may also imply that at that time, children conceived on the Island won't die. Maybe Daniel did something to mess with the potential energy and caused the childbirth problem.
*The compass that Richard gave Locke, is the SAME compass that John is supposed to pick when he was a child being questioned by Richard. Locke's going to give Richard the compass in the past so that Richard can find him as a child.
*The British soldiers may explain Widmore's line about how the Island has always been his. Maybe they have something to do with when Widmore actually controlled the Island.
*Desmond is special because "The rules don't apply to you." The rules mean that you can't change the past or the future. But if the rules don't apply to Desmond, it means he can change things.
*The Island moving around: if those marks on Mrs. Hawking's computer are places the Island has been, than that northern mark was how the polar bears got there originally.
My personal favorite: *Mrs. Hawking is Daniel's mother. (!!!) Like Dad said: "It's not like Daniel told Desmond to go find his mom because his mom makes great apple pie." That would also explain why Daniel would be so involved with Oxford.
I knew that Daniel would be an awesome character. And I think he's now my official favorite of the freighter folk and possibly one of my overall favorites. Though Miles is hilarious...and Charlotte has the awesome name...and Frank has the most fascinating eyes...Ack! They're all so interesting...but Daniel's my favorite of those four.
So...I wanted to leave you with the trailer for the next episode, (Jughead) but my internet was killed last night. It's functioning about as well as someone with pneumonia. That's also why there aren't any cool pictures up either...oh well. When the internet gets better, I'll add some.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Less Than 24 Hours....
Until LOST!!!!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
The Interview
The Rules of the Interview
1. Leave me a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
2. I'll leave a comment of five questions, of my determination not yours!
3. You update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
My questions from Edge:
1. What's your favorite musical?
Ohhhh dear.... I'm a musical theater geek, so I shall have to debate amongst myself for awhile...If I answered right off the top of my head, I would say Phantom of the Opera. With further deliberation, I would say Spamalot because, come on, it's Monty Python and the Holy Grail turned into a musical. With further thought, I might say Les Miserables. But then, if you're talking about musical movies too, I would say Singin' in the Rain. And....I could go on and on, but those are my favorites amongst many.
2. What does go on in the planet Skyron?
Many things. Mainly the manufacture of oversized items, because with the time-warp in getting to Earth, they shrink. Now, one time there was an error in the make of a rather large group of blancmanges, and they came to life with the intention of turning people into Scotsman and eating them. However, my uncle and aunt, Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Brainsample just happened to be representing Skyron on Earth at the time, and they were able to eat the blancmanges before they did any other damage. But seriously, our companies are going into a serious recession because our main geniuses who were the real people behind such companies as Apple and Microsoft were never paid. It's incredible how delusional some Earth people are. Because they weren't paid, they couldn't pay their flunkys. Because the flunkys weren't paid, they emmigrated to our archenemy planet of Noryks. It's disgusting...They just imitate whatever we do then pervert it to their schemes. Even their NAME is ripped off of ours. Ugh....it makes me want to start blasting a picture of a Norkyksian politician.
3. Do you think you'll ever live in a different state than you do now?
If I do, I always want to return to Texas.
4. What movie is Johnny Depp's best?
Hmm...I've only seen six of his movies (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Finding Neverland, and the three Pirates), so I'd have to say Pirates. But only the first one. The other two were just meh in my opinion. What I find really cool is that he never looks the same in any of his movies I've seen. If I didn't know it was Johnny Depp, I'd probably think they were different actors.
5. Bungee jumping or skydiving?
I may be adventurous (somewhat) but not THAT adventurous. But if I HAD to choose, I'd say skydiving. Who knows, I may have to do something like that in my adventurous life in the Navy. (there's an inside joke there...my parents always talk about shipping us off to the Armed Forces if we can't afford college. The Navy was what they chose for me.)
Contributed by Lady Brainsample when the bell tolls at... 4:40 PM 8 musings
Subset: questionaire type swill
Friday, January 16, 2009
I Became Toad
Last night as we were walking downstairs to get some popcorn, the subject came up of the Frog and Toad story where Toad doesn't want anyone to see him because he looks funny in his bathing suit. This naturally led to my getting out all of our old Frog and Toad books (by Arnold Lobel, by the way) and reading that story in particular first. Then I went on and came across some interesting things... I have become like Toad. Yes, I'm very serious.
In "The Letter" Toad sits on his porch and is sad because he never gets any mail. This parallels the time of morning in which I check my email and am depressed because I never get any emails that aren't fowards or church related. The story goes on with Frog writing a letter to Toad to make him happy. That parallels some of my friends who have either A) sent me random emails that have made me feel happier or B) sent me packages even though I'm about to see them in a week or so.
In "The Story" Frog is sick, so he asks Toad to tell him a story. Toad does all sorts of things like walking up and down his porch, standing on his head, pouring glasses of water over his head, and banging his head against the wall, but in spite of all those things he cannot think of a story. Honestly, I've done some crazy things to try to think of material for scripts or to think of ways to fix things done wrong in the scripts. I am Toad again.
In "A List" Toad makes a list of things to do today. That right there is a major part of my life. I make lists all the time. Lists of favorite things, lists of things to do, lists of books to read, lists of people to pray for. You name it, I've probably made a list related to it.
In "The Dream" Toad has a strange dream in which he performs. But, after doing many wonderful things, he loses Frog, who had been watching in the audience. As anyone who knows me well knows, I have bizarre dreams all the time. Like last night I dreamed I was in a plane crash, and a couple nights ago I dreamed something about a fake cast list that was actually a means of sending a message from one set of spies to another.
In "Christmas Eve" Toad waits for Frog to come over, but he gets worried and starts imagining what could have happened to Frog. Finally he decides to get a rope to get Frog out of the hole, a light so that Frog can see in the dark woods, and a frying pan to hit the animal that's chasing Frog. Just as Toad leaves the house, Frog is there, just fine. I have imagined something happening to people who are late more times than I can remember... And my fears have always been unreasonable. They've gotten to their destination just fine.
Finally, just my habits are Toad-like.
Toad: "Now, seeds. Start growing."
"Drat!"
"We shall eat one very last cookie, and then we will stop."
"I am going back to bed."
Frog: "Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!"
Toad: "I will not. I am in my warm bed."
Frog: "The sun is shining! The snow is melting. Wake up!"
Toad: "I am not here."
So here I am. I probably wouldn't be exactly who I am if it hadn't been for Frog and Toad. Books really can shape your life, whether you mean for them to or not.
So what about y'all? Have there been any books you've grown up with that have affected you in any way, shape, or form?
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Obsession....
(you know you're a geek when you obsess about promotional photography of Lost....)
We only have to wait until January 21!! It's coming!!!
Friday, January 9, 2009
I Think I Have a Thing for Dystopian Novels
First Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451, now Anthem by Ayn Rand.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
A Meme About Books (big shocker there!)
Well, as anyone who reads my blog has probably noticed, I've been out of (blog)town for awhile. To kick in the New Year (a little late....) here's a book meme!
Science Fiction, Fantasy or Horror? Hmm.....I like all three to an extent, but if I had to choose, it'd have to be fantasy. I don't like not being able to sleep because of fear (that's why I hardly read Poe at night though I love his stuff), and with almost every single sci-fi book I've read, they've slapped me with alot of information about stupid futuristic technologies that didn't make sense.
Hardback or Trade Paperback or Mass Market Paperback? I don't really care. As long as it's readable.
Amazon or Brick and Mortar? I do not know what Brick and Mortar is, so I'll have to go with Amazon.
Barnes & Noble or Borders? I'm a teenager without a job, so I go with Half-Price Bookstore.
Hitchhiker or Discworld? *sticks out virtual thumb*
Bookmark or Dogear? Bookmark..
Asimov’s Science Fiction or Fantasy & Science Fiction? Ummmm......I'm not sure what the question is.
Alphabetize by author, Alphabetize by title, or random? Well, I actually do *cough* have an inventory file, so first I categorize by genre, then by author.
Keep, Throw Away or Sell? Keep. Unless I didn't like the book, then I donate it to the library.
Keep dust-jacket or toss it? Keep it.
Read with dustjacket or remove it? Depends....if the dustjacket annoys me, I take it off.
Short story or novel? I'd have to say novel.
Stop reading when tired or at chapter breaks? I try to stop at chapter breaks, but it doesn't usually work that way...
“It was a dark and stormy night” or “Once upon a time?” Both.
Buy or Borrow? *cough* Um, both? I borrowed the Book Thief from a friend, but then went out and bought my own copy.
Buying choice: Book Reviews, Recommendation or Browse? I do all three.
Lewis or Tolkien? NO! You can't make me choose!!!!
Collection (short stories by the same author) or Anthology (short stories by different authors)? Collection.
Tidy ending or Cliffhanger? Cliffhangers, even though they keep me up late.
Morning reading, Afternoon reading or Nighttime reading? Depends on the book.
Standalone or Series? I tend to like series.
New or used? Used books have character.
Favorite book of which nobody else has heard? Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH by Robert C. O'Brien or Chosen, by Ginger Garret.
Top 5 favorite genre books of all time? I'm not sure I understand the question.
Favorite genre series? I don't understand this one either....
Currently Reading? Ohhh various.....*exasperated sound*
I tag: anyone who wants to fill this one out.
EDIT: As one proof that I did something other than play backgammon this past Christmas vacation, here is A Film About Amnesia. I warn you, it is very, very silly.
Contributed by Lady Brainsample when the bell tolls at... 10:15 PM 7 musings
Subset: books, EJC Productions, geekdom
















